So you may see our pictures every week of sweet, smiling, Kinsley. And yes- they are pretty adorable, but let me tell ya this: IT'S THE HARDEST TASK TO DO!!
I actually dread having to take these pictures now just because how impossibly hard it is to get ONE cute picture to use. So here's a little sample of what our usual photo shoot consists of.
I take her pictures every single week in her room. I lay down a blanket or quilt (lately it's been the same white quilt), open up the blinds, get my iPhone ready (sometimes I use my Nikon. Today I used my bad boy Nikon) and brief myself mentally for the battle.
You can do this, Jenna. It's only a few minutes of your life and if she flips over a thousand times, it'll be OK!
So I lay her down on the quilt and she'll instantly grab the nearest object. Today's object was a brush. Hey- at least it matches the outfit so I said screw it, if that makes her happy we'll keep the brush in the picture! (i'm getting that desperate). And as soon as she gets that brush she decides she wants to pass gas- hence the horrid red face.
Yup- she was still passing gas.
And then decided the brush was her BFF again.
And I must note that I've flipped her from her stomach to her back, knocked her in the head with my camera lens, had the camera strap choke me from her grabbing on to it approximately 7 times by now.
This is where I huff and puff and my blood pressure is orbiting in space somewhere and I call in Kyle. And by call in I mean scream, "CAN YOU COME HELP ME!?!?!!!" completely out of breath, flushed face, and sweating profusely.
So in come Kyles with all his magical picture taking glory. We kind of prep each other by saying "you ready?" "you got your goods out" (and by "goods" I mean toys, weirdos), "we can do this" and get to work.
We attempt to take the object away from her and Kyle shakes dolls and toys in her face to get her to smile. We get the baby voice going in full force by saying stupid things like
"P-U, you stinky" and blow raspberries in hopes of getting one single smile. It lasts for about 2 milliseconds.
And then the rolling over starts. Which leads to this...
Because we told her "no" and rolled her back onto her back. And then that leads to more of this...
And then I say SCREW IT, WE'RE DONE, and then sulk in the rocker with my head in my hands thinking why can't I get ONE good picture, ever!
So I call the photos officially d-o-n-e, look through what little pictures I do have and then see this little girl come crawling over to me and decide she's perfectly fine now.
And then I get a picture that just absolutely melts my heart and I realize that getting that "one" perfect picture each week really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.
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